Every now and then you're faced with an opportunity to do something which is hilarious to everyone but the victim: last Friday I totally seized the moment. A friend of mine has a (bitchy) roommate with 35+ pairs of shoes stuffed into her closet, when she went out drinking, we decided it would be amusing to tape them all to the ceiling. Scotch tape seemed like a bit to much effort, so we ventured out to our various habitats and grabbed rolls of duck tape. Upon returning we taped more than half of the shoes to the ceiling, in the shape of a penis. When they started falling, we decided that instead of putting strips on the bottom and making it look pretty, we would put them over the shoes, took about an hour.
I in no way take credit for the shoe layout as I was putting the tape on the shoes. From what I've heard the girl was furiously pissed, and there's little to nothing she can do to get revenge (on me).Words of Wisdom: go as strong as duck tape, gorilla tape will probably ruin the shoes. Use smaller strips instead of just one on the entire shoe, they'll hold up better.
Recommended level of combat expertise: slap-fight, I don't know a lot of guys with enough shoes to do this.
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