IRL Advertising

I was recapping the Axe story the other day to a friend of mine and I realized, Axe is not the only company with a clever advertising campaign; let's look at Twix "Need a minute?" or the Orbit "Fabulous" white teeth. Why not apply these to more situations, next time somebody asks you a question, pull out a Twix bar and cram it in your mouth. You'll probably just get the "really...?" response.

Ass Beating risk: 0/5, if you get hurt doing these, you're doing it wrong.