Moo Bitch: Milk Terrorism

This prank, in essence is an amusing phone call. Call up a local grocery store, at minimum a Dairy section and get in touch with the stores day/night manager. They'll give you some basic line like, "Hello this is John Smith, how can I help you?". Here's your script, "I have hidden 10 jugs of milk in your store, you have five hours before they begin to curdle." From this point you can either hang up, or stay on the line for their inevitable "What?" too which you respond, "You're running out of time Mr. Smith, good luck (hang up)."


For added fun, go to the store and see if they have somebody looking around the store. Worst case scenario they call up the dairy section and have them double check the stock. Keep the number of jugs between 5-20, the more jugs you tell them the more likely they are to realize you're lieing.

Ass Beating Risk: nada, use skype or *67 your phone call. Try and get video of a person looking for the jugs if you go and check it out.