It's Not a Jazz Number.

I'm Marcus.

Not only am I british, I'm also better than you. It's my responsibility to keep people confident, and doing ridiculous acts in public for the sake of a good laugh. The first and best way to acclomplish this in my opinion is the following.

Within the next two weeks, I'll be rehearsing with a group of guys/girls to get the lead song of Grease/West Side Story/some musical down. Singing, footwork, whatever. We want it memorized and down. For what purpose you ask? To wait around the local area here, for the same bus. We all get on at different times. Once all of us our on, and a sizeable amount of people have gathered. I will begin singing the opening lyrics and begin dancing/moving. As time goes on, more of us will join in.

I'll be taking 10 people, plus 1 camera guy. Will post the video as soon as I can.

UPDATE - Rehearsal begins the week of November 1st, we are also looking at executing the same week. Right now there is currently a tossup between either all leaving the bus once we are done OR continuing about our daily lives. Answer cell phones, continue on in conversations, listen to mp3 players, etc.

Introduction

I'm Lance. My portion of this is largely going to be 'we did this, can you do it better?', or 'we did this, there's really no need for you to, and it's really not as fun as it sounds'. Think of me as part competition, part comic relief. But, i was just informed of this as of today, so the only thing i have on my mind is a drinking game.

Vikings: First, you pick a Viking. Then, the Viking gets a beer (Can for normal mode, Cup for hard mode). When he has his beer, he takes his shirt off, goes out into the party (ideally with a viking helmet on, but if you don't have one, I understand), finds an unsuspecting woman, throws her over his shoulder, screams "RAPE AND PILLAGE,RAPE AND PILLAGE", and chugs his beer. If the woman falls, spills your beer, or claws his eyes 'till he drops her, he has to chug either his full helmet, or a comparable amount (if she calls the cops or some of her male friends, you probably have bigger problems). If he succeeds, he's pretty fucking awesome. And all his friends have to down a beer.
Will I ever play Viking? We'll see. Will anyone I know play? Only if my roommate stops going after fat chicks when he's drunk. Will any of you? I sure hope so.

You stay classy, internet.
-Lance

Challenge 1

The first challenge is for all you single guys; pick up a woman and get her to go on a minimum two dates without getting any of her contact points (facebook, cellphone number, etc.) I'll allow the crutch of a hotmail, because hotmail is embarrassing.

Yours truly,
Dan Ford

p.s. I'de like to direct this at the author "Marcus Williams". As a little back story; he strives to be at the metaphorical head of the pack when it comes to technology; new cellphone, media players, OS's, etc. He is also what we'll refer to as our resident "serial datist".

Update 1

The current plan is that we will be the Switzerland of the Flame war, trolls will not be granted citizenship. We can best describe this site as "Jackass on request". Have a great idea for how to mess with humanity; but have neither the population nor huevos to go through with it? Post it to this site and maybe somebody will pick it up and tell you how it went either through video or creative writing. If you can't think of something fun to have us do, then tell us about epic past shenanigans you've done (and we'll try and one up you).

We proudly make use of the first amendment, but we will never put others in harms way or endanger the lives of others as this is a direct violation of said amendment. This is good clean fun, and we are willing to listen to all ideas.

-Dan Ford

Sales Pitch

I came up with this idea for "Prove me Wrong".com but the name was taken on blogspot already. The concept of the site would break into two branches: the first where you post an opinion such as "Microsoft is piecing together skynet" and back it up with your ideas. People can comment and argue the point, it's basically the epitome of blog and troll board. The second piece of the site would be D.I.F.T.S, the way I fully believe people should live their lives. Do It For The Story; here is where people can post challenges or ideas of things they want to do, or tell stories about the things they have done. For example, you have this idea for national time travelers day but don't live in the community, maybe somebody else will go through with your idea. What if you want to prove that axe body spray does actually make it easier to pickup women, this is where you could post about your experiment. All are welcome to join and submit ideas.