Thursday, December 10, 2009

LOOKING FOR ROOMMATE


I was walking across campus the other day and saw a flier screaming "LOOKING FOR FEMALE ROOMMATE!" and I saw a few qualities listed below it they were looking for; this obviously got me thinking. Fake fliers looking for crazy roommates.

Start by getting a fake number (might I recommend google voice) and throw it on a flier. Now make up your own flier screaming for a roommate that has some pretty weird qualities, or you yourself can come across as weird and see if you get calls.

-Examples-
Applicants must:
>like to be watched while they sleep
>not be opposed to psychological experiments in cleanliness
>not get upset with "sexual harassment"
>not have a problem with paying for tibet

If you get phone calls back, report back on the conversation.

ass beating risk: 0/5 as long as you use a fake number, and info you won't be picking up any crazy stalkers. (they won't won't want to physically hurt you anyways)

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