OCCUPADO! - The Bathroom Challenge

So Dan and I were hanging out today, I went to the loo and I'm not sure what came over me but I decided to yell "AHH THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD!" whilst the sound of my piss was hitting the water no less. This in turn also led to "ahhHHHh!!" and other sound of discomfort. He got a good laugh out of it, and when I exited it struck me that doing this in public/for the blog would be a brilliant idea.

So do that. Go into any public restroom with at least one person (come to think of it, if just one person was in the place with you that'd certainly make for an entertainig laugh.) The advantage of having multiple people in the bathroom, is you and a mate could be vocal recording the whole thing. Cause I'm pretty sure taking a video camera into a bathroom is considered an invasion of privacy or a porno in some cases. I'm not reccomending the latter. I digress.

Again, just to recap. Here at some key phrases you need to exclaim in discomfort in a public restroom.


"There is so much blood!"
"Ahh it burns! Make it stop!"
"Karen, you slut!"
"Why is there so much blood coming from my anus?!"
"I know what it feels like to pee like a girl!"
*fart noises* - you can do them yourself, or have them pre-recorded and play them

When you are done, immediatley wrap as though nothing has happened. Like end it along the lines of...

"Ahh my god! Why must!!....oh im done."

Then exit, if you have water running down your face like you were crying, make sure you are making a scene. Like whining, wiping tears from your eyes "WHY?! WHY??!" If you douse your forehead in water as though you were sweating, make sure you appear out of breathe.


marcus out.